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12:22 PM
Sunday, August 16, 2009 conyo-mandments
 after nung sinabi ni keith, medyo natuwa ako sa conyo, since naging trend din naman, mag-aral tayong lahat:) 1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa” “Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!” “Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!” 2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so ewww, di ba? “What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!” “Eh as if you want naman also, di ba? 3. When making describe a what ever , always say “It’s SO pang–uri!” “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!” “I know right? So sarap nga eh!” “You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.” 4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare” “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.” - (ENGANAL = Engineering Analysis in DLSU, FYI.) “I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.” 5. Thou shall know you know? I know right! “My bag is so bigat today, you know.” “I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!” 6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish “I have so many tigyawats, oh!” 7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right? “Like it’s so init naman!” “Yeah! The air–con, it’s like sira kase eh!” 8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap? “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?” “It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?” 9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat? “Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.” “I know, right? It’s so kaka!”z “Kaka?” “Kakaasar!” 10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect! “I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneow!” “Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!” |
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1:48 PM
Monday, August 10, 2009 MASAYA na ko:)
haha! --good way to start a blog post.."muntik ko nang ma-take for granted ang mga happenings sa school because of that STUPID BITCH. [yup i'm referring to you:)] pero syempre kailangang i-reminisce ang mga masasayang oras na di ko napansing lumipas na pala." **stop calling me bitch. last two days of july-SEMINAR. i enjoyed the lecture a lot, especially the one about NEPOTISM. [it's my favorite word na! haha!] according to Ate Rachel Mendoza [an alumni from U.P., magna cum laude in journalism], nepotism is the PALAKASAN system. in short, KUNG SINO ANG MALAKAS, DUN KA KAKAPIT PARA DI KA BUMAGSAK. See?! super relate! haha! sample?? Picture a boy, a girl, and the girl's uncle(which is, uhhm, their teacher). The boy gets along with the girl to get good grades, the girl feeling so loved, at walang idea na ginagamit lang siya, eh malakas ang loob na ipagmalaki ang boyfriend niya, not knowing na sila ay best example ng PARASITISM, kung saan siya ang host at 'pag wala nang pakinabang sa kanya ang parasite eh pwede na siyang iwanan. IN OTHER WORDS or not so other word:), kung hindi tito ng girl 'yung teacher eh hindi siya lalapitan nung boy. GET IT? point no. 1. i so love this lesson! haha! pero masaya sa lahat, ay yung gm na nakalagay na.. ang hirap sa di pinapansin, nagpapapansin! o kaya, wag kang umasa na mamahalin kita wag mong hintayin na madevelop ako sa'yo dahil aabot ka sa araw ng kamatayan mo wala pa 'yung hinihintay mo sabay banat ng.. wag ka kasing EPAL! wag kang umasa na magkakasama tayo bukas busy ako lagi akong busy ayokong aksayahin ang oras ko sa'yo wew! sayang pala oras eh:) pero masaya talaga ko, sa simpleng harvest sa facebook, sa very good sa el fili, sa second place sa talumpati+quiz+essay at sa Kapitan Sino na binabasa ko ngayon. haha. |
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